The Eidophusikonoisseur: Archive

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Today

…marks the first time I have ever totally deleted an ex from my life. No saved photos, no movies, no letters, no contact info (and a direct-to-trash filter on any future emails), nothing. I want to forget him entirely. I want to obliterate his entire existence from my life. My new dream is to someday pass him on the street and not recognize him. I want make eye contact and keep walking,...

Jan 27th

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Hi Everyone!

Firstly, hello and howdy-do to all my new followers! Secondly…so, I am doing this charity thing for a fair housing group in my hometown, and it involves me raising some moolah before jumping into the freezing cold New England ocean on Superbowl Sunday. The idea is: everybody should have a place to live, period. We want to raise money to help the people who help people who need help. Get...

Jan 26th

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“And I don’t even need your love, But you treat me like a stranger and...”

– Gotye

Jan 24th

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“Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once...”

– Liz Lemon

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 22nd

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Jan 20th

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January 19th, 2012

haikugesundheit: Relationships are like bubble baths: hot until you’re in for too long. -c

Jan 19th

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I really hate staying up late reading a really...

So. Unsatisfied.

Jan 19th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Note to self: do not go on exciting day-hikes with ex-boyfriends when you haven’t smooched anyone in a while. It will be really fun and crazy-frustrating for you.

Jan 17th

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When did cute boys get so OLD?

Jan 17th

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