January 2011
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A Public Service Announcement
The Big Man Grumpies is an epidemic that is sweeping the nation, and is highly contagious. Having a case of the Big Man Grumpies for 4 or more days may cause your girlfriend to begin to develop signs and symptoms of the virus, which for women include:
Irritability
Nagging
Loss of interest in trying to cheer you up
Symptoms may be exaggerated if you and your girlfriend are in a long-distance...
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A Long Distance Relationship
…is at its worst when all you want after a tiff is a big bear hug and you can’t have one.
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I told her tea bags were just a convenience for people with busy lives and she...
– ‘Tis, Frank McCourt (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
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