Me: Ok, kids, are we going to wish the librarians a Happy 4th of July?
Me: That's right! We're going to say, "Happy Halloween!"
Nathaniel, age 3: Could we also say, "I love you with all my heart?"
How Uncool Am I?
I honestly thought that new song “Like A G6” was making some sort of reference to the G6 forum developed in the wake of the 70’s oil crisis (before Canada and Russia joined to form the G8). LOSER!
I try to exercise, but when the spin class studio doesn’t pick up when I call to reserve a spot, I take it as a sign that the gods just plain don’t want me to. My destiny? Oreos.
So I just figured out how to finagle this whole “ask” business, so… eidophusikon.tumblr.com/ask
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Note To Self
Do not flip through copies of Little Women while at work. You will land on the chapter where Mr. Laurence gives Beth the piano and you will have to pretend you’re not crying for the rest of the day.